farfr0mn0rmal:
“ The two biggest fuckin liars on television
”

theyellowiest:

hide your sadness kid, no ones care

(via wandering-rejects)

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(via wandering-rejects)

nickelbackthatassup:

damn this is such a good song let me play it 86 times an hour until I hate it

(via wandering-rejects)

youngfemto:

Moms should live forever

(via wandering-rejects)

pussylipgloss:

moan directly into my mouth actually

(via wandering-rejects)

alexis933:

guys who moan and growl as they fuck you and cum… down 👏🏼 for 👏🏼 that 👏🏼 shit

(via wandering-rejects)

heartlessdivine:
“ whiskey-neat:
“ My friend just rigged it so she and her friends could play Mario Kart on the side of a house for someone’s birthday.
”
Now the whole neighborhood can watch as a friendship is blown away by a blue turtle shell
”